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Fortune Cookie © R. Craig Collins, 2014

I once got a fortune cookie that said "Your face is a threat to the operation of cameras and clocks."
Now that was the last accurate fortune cookie I ever got, so I decided to write a little verse,
and keep this one a little more in keeping with my cracked point of view...

 

Fortune Cookie R. Craig Collins © 2014

 

 

 

An ancient Chinese philosopher

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Wrote many sayings down, in his day

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One was writ on my cookie’s paper

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And to me, this is what it did say

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It said unto me “Go with the flow”

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Inviting “a read” between the lines

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Trying to find what I did not know

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Headed to where Enlightenment shines

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A Cloud drifted by, riding the wind

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I heard the cloud say “Go with the flow”

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Pushed straight, nary a curve or bend

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Blindly follows where the wind did blow

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The cookie told me “Go with the flow”

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Inviting “a read” between the lines

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Trying to find what I did not know

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Headed to where Enlightenment shines

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A leaf fell in a stream, and floated

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I heard the leaf say “Go with the flow”

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On the wet current it just coasted

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Not in a hurry, just floating slow

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The cookie told me “Go with the flow”

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Inviting “a read” between the lines

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Trying to find what I did not know

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Headed to where Enlightenment shines

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I got in my car, just a bit sauced

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Deciding to just “Go with the flow”

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I missed my turn off and then got lost

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Running low on gas; where? I don’t know

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The cop that found me, just driving slow

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Asked if I was a driving rookie

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To which I mentioned “Go with the flow”

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He said mad, before he turned to go

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"… shouldn’t take advice from a cookie"

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The cookie told me “Go with the flow”

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Inviting “a read” between the lines

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But sadly, here is what I now know

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Reading cookies leads to traffic fines

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